ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

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the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

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Hannibal Lecter + sassing other serial killers

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hey hey you you, i don’t like your girlfriend

no way no way, i think you need a new one

hey hey you you, i don’t actually want to date you either

she just happens to be a shitty person and i’m concerned about your mental and emotional well being.

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if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

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  • Question: here's a thing. (GO >>> Once you get this you should probably (no on HAS to do anything) say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself will make you feel better (supposedly) so give it a go!) - spasmchasm
  • Answer:

    1) I’m at my apartment by myself this weekend, and usually being by myself for so long makes me kind of sad (basically I just like to hear myself talk). But I’ve been really productive today: reading, dishes, laundry. I feel good. I just belted out both parts to Paradise by the Dashboard Light because I have to take advantage of this whole I Have the Apartment to Myself thing. And peeing with the door open is only fun for so long.

    2) I got a job last week that I had to interview for. I guess that was kind of the culmination of this realization I’ve been having recently: people actually like me. I’m seeing a therapist on-campus, and when I said that to her she said “Well why wouldn’t they?” And I’d never actually thought about it that way before. 

    3) I write well. I rarely admit that because I think writing is actually really fucking hard and it causes me a lot of stress when it doesn’t go well. But teachers love my papers, and the guy that runs the writing center here is legitimately my biggest fan. 

    4) I taught myself how to tie a tie last week. That doesn’t seem like a big deal, but I remember actually crying when my dad tried to teach me and I couldn’t get it. I’ve always been lacking in the coordination department. But I managed it all by myself and did it a bunch of times so I knew it wasn’t a fluke. 

    5) I got a haircut last week that I really like (this never happens), and I’ve felt really good about how I look recently. I’m usually excited to go out and talk to people and stuff. 

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Deanna, my dear! It’s Mother!

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Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

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The time I asked Bryan Fuller to name one of Will’s dogs “Applesauce” and he obliged

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