Ask me what happened to my hand. I dare you.

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sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

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I tried doing a Renegade playthrough of Mass Effect and it actually hurt me. 

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adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

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no 

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zombifiedbreakfast:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

FINALLY

NO FUCKING WAY

zombifiedbreakfast:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

FINALLY

NO FUCKING WAY

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thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

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  • Stage 1: writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
  • Stage 2: capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
  • Stage 3: when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
  • Stage 4: type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
  • Stage 5: all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.
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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

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bakerstreetbabes:

lyndsayfaye:

girlmeetssherlock:

barachiki:

Always know where the nearest Red Shirt is, and keep your distance.

I am dead

I can die happy.

Give this brilliance one million notes, please.

bakerstreetbabes:

lyndsayfaye:

girlmeetssherlock:

barachiki:

Always know where the nearest Red Shirt is, and keep your distance.

I am dead

I can die happy.

Give this brilliance one million notes, please.

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hotchness:

 #AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOVIE STARTED TWO FUCKING MINUTES AGO’

EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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lumos5000:


(x)

#that’s it #that’s their relationship

lumos5000:

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#that’s it #that’s their relationship

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Reexamining really bad decisions

Reexamining really bad decisions

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thepriceismeg:

Do you realize how hilarious it would be to see the actors really act out horribly-characterized fanfictions, in total seriousness, line for line

Oh my god please

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